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没认出来
    一中年女子得过一次心脏病,被送往医院。在手术台上,她经历了一次生死体验。见到上帝,她问自己是不是气数已尽。上帝说:‘不,我这就送你返回人间。你可以再活四十年二个月零八天。’
    刚一痊愈,这女子就决定待在医院里整容、吸脂、隆胸、收腹等。出院前,她还把美发师请到医院给她染发。她心想,以后日子还长着呢,该尽情享受人生。
    做完这些手术后,她便出院,可在过马路时被一辆救护车当场撞死。到了上帝面前,女子问道:‘你不是说我还能活四十年吗,究竟怎么回事?’
    上帝答道:‘我没认出是你。’(刘宗亚提供) Not Recognizable
    A middle—aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table,she had a near death experience.Seeing God,she asked him if this was “it".God said, “No, I am sending you back.You have another 40 years,2 months and 8 days to live."
    Upon recovery,the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face lift,liposuction,breast augmentˉation,a tummy tuck,etc.She even had her hairdresser come to the hospital to change her hair color before she was released from the hospital.She figured that,since she had such a long life ahead of her,she had better make the most of it.
    She left the hospital after all the operations,and while crossing the street she was hit by an ambulance and was immediately killed.Arriving in front of God,the woman demanded,“I thought you said I had another forty years left to live.What happened?" 
    God replied,“I didn't recognize you."
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